Crazy Miranda
It is the wish'd, the trysted hour.
Those smiles and glances let me see,
That make the miser's treasure poor.
How blithely wad I bide the stoure,
A weary slave frae sun to sun,
Could I the rich reward secure --
The lovely Mary Morison.
Yestreen, when to the trembling string
The dance gaed thro' the lighted ha',
To thee my fancy took its wing,
I sat, but neither heard nor saw:
Tho' this was fair, and that was braw,
And yon the toast of a' the town,
I sigh'd and sang amang them a': --
'Ye are not Mary Morison!'
O, Mary can
666-6666
Revelations:
And the number of the Beast shall be 666. Born in the sixth month, the sixth day, and the sixth hour, and anyone bearing this mark, shall be known as the AntiChrist
I needed a date
For the high school dance
I went into the toilet
And I took a chance
I saw number written on the wall
Eight letters in blood
It was the number I had to call
666-6666
That's the number of the daughter of the Beast
Took her out for dinner
It was reasonably priced
She wasn't impressed
She was the daughter of the Anti-Christ
I walked her home
Took her through the park
I tried to kiss her
But her eyes glowed in the dark
666-6666
That's the number of the daughter of the Beast
Hey ????, I hear you got a new girlfriend
Yeah man, she's real hot
She spits acid, she pukes fire, and she gives good horn
You must be talkin' 'bout the daughter of the Beast, man!
Gettin' a car across the River Styx is a bit of a drag
And her four-headed dog always biting my ankles is a kick in the ass
And her dad always trying to kill me with his jokes
Goin' out with her, man, it was hell!
Number of the daughter of the Beast!
6! (repeat 5 times).